Are You Happier Drinking Beer With Your Buddies than Getting Laid?

>that did NOT get away!
Beer Drinking Buddies with NO women!This is the king of seduction speaking. Needless to
This is the king of seduction speaking. Needless tosay I do not sit around drinking beer with my
say I do not sit around drinking beer with mybuddies. Number one I do not have a buddy and
buddies. Number one I do not have a buddy andnumber two if I did we wouldn’t be sitting
number two if I did we wouldn’t be sittingaround drinking beer we would be out picking up
around drinking beer we would be out picking upchicks. My name is Elvis Preston King and I pick up
chicks. My name is Elvis Preston King and I pick upand seduce more hot young 18 year old chics than
and seduce more hot young 18 year old chics thanany man on earth. Sure I like drinking a beer and sure
any man on earth. Sure I like drinking a beer and sureI would like to have a buddy, but not at the
I would like to have a buddy, but not at theexpensive of losing my chance to make love with
expensive of losing my chance to make love withhot young chics every single day. What’s my
hot young chics every single day. What’s mysecret? I don’t sit around waiting for girls to
secret? I don’t sit around waiting for girls tocome to me. I go where the girls are and where
come to me. I go where the girls are and wherethey would least be ready for the king to make a
they would least be ready for the king to make afast approach.
fast approach.I never have hung out with the boys. When my
I never have hung out with the boys. When mybuddies were playing pool I was off cruising for girls
buddies were playing pool I was off cruising for girlswhen I was young and it hasn’t change much
when I was young and it hasn’t change muchnow either. With practice my skill level has gone to
now either. With practice my skill level has gone toexpert level. I now get laid more than any man on
expert level. I now get laid more than any man onthe planet.
the planet.A little confidence and a good self image goes a long
A little confidence and a good self image goes a longway. Oh, so you don’t have any self
way. Oh, so you don’t have any selfconfidence. Don’t fret Elvis Preston King has
confidence. Don’t fret Elvis Preston King hasenough for the both of us… Call me and we can
enough for the both of us… Call me and we canand will get laid.
and will get laid.Otherwise just keep sitting there in that bar chair
Otherwise just keep sitting there in that bar chairtalking about how Elvis Preston King is crock of bull
talking about how Elvis Preston King is crock of bullthat is just a myth. If that makes you happy keep it
that is just a myth. If that makes you happy keep itup. But it is making passionate love to one to three
up. But it is making passionate love to one to threehot chics per day that make the king happy.
hot chics per day that make the king happy.Track me down at After we get laid THEN we can
Track me down at After we get laid THEN we cansit around drinking beer and talking about the girls
sit around drinking beer and talking about the girlsthat did NOT get away!