The Blaggers Guide to the Internet- Brewriana

Booze and Pub related stuff nobody tells you about,you ask without sounding brash and undeserving?)
until now!FIND YOUR TARGETS!
For years, me and the wife had had dreams ofNext, to find the possible targets to canvas for your
setting up a bar in our house, obviously not a realblog campaign. If you were to search for each and
bar, but one that we could prop up and to entertaineveryone of the breweries and drinks firms in your
our guests when we had a celebration or party. Thegeographic region, you would take months. So look
first attempts were dismal failures. We had almostfor sites that list as many of the ones you need,
given up, when one day we managed to get a nicesave the sites in your faves so you can come back
teak home bar for £50 from Ebay. Finally,to it regularly. I am in the UK, so I went primarily to
maybe the gods of beer were smiling upon us. WhenUK companies, but this method of blog will work
we put it in our front room, we discovered thatwhere ever you are, just use target companies in
even so we had this nice looking teak home bar, ityour country or near abouts, as if you contact other
kind of looked like a shop counter, not the boozy barones in different countries, you probably will have
we had always desired. How could we get the cornerlittle or no luck (trust me, I tried quite a few
of our room looking the part? Would this cost us anEuropean ones and had hardly any response) Make
arm and a leg? From some searches of the web, wesure the ones your contacting have an office or
found that some of the much needed dressing wascontact address in your own country, as they will be
quite expensive. Was there another way?more likely to respond with what you are after.
Of course there was, and as the saying goes, whereSome of the sites that I used are: which has great
theres a will, theres a way! I asked about to all andglobal brewery links, , a great UK one, for people in
sundry, did they know where I could acquire thethe trade, outside of the UK though, it may be
stuff I was after? All anyone ever said was ask inlimited of use, and this great one for real ale &
your local Pubs to see if they had any surplus or oldmicro breweries, again, more for the UK, but with a
stuff going begging they no longer needed, orbit of searching around for similar listing sites in your
"borrow" items, like pub ashtrays, glasses, beer matsown country, I'm sure you will dig up loads of similar
and so on (We do not condone stealing anythingsites that will suit your purpose. Also search out the
from any public house, this method is not acquiringprinting companies who print the bar runners and drip
free stuff, its theft, plain and simple) While thesemats for the companies, more than often they will
methods might get you a few items, it wasn't goingsend you a load of random samples if you ask nice!
to net you any great stuff in a short time.RESULT
I needed to populate my bar with brewriana as soonWithin a few days of contacting the first few, I was
a I could as Christmas was fast approaching, so Isurprised at the response, soon enough sets of pint
came up with this tried and tested way of my newglasses were arriving, tons of beer mats, bar runners,
hobby of being a brewriana collector. (As youposters, flyers, point of sale advertising stuff and
probably know all things beer, drink, pub and barmuch much more started to flood through my door
related collectibles is known as brewriana)each day. I can say it kept the postie busy! I had
THE BLAGvery few that turned me down, and those who did
It was simple, I would politely ask as many drinkstended to be the bigger companies who you would
manufacturers, breweries and pub suppliers forhave thought would be able to spare a bit of the
anything that they may have that they could sendadvertising crap they sell their products with (Not to
me! Yup, you read it, I would ask nicely. Simple as itname names, Coca-cola, Pepsi, Coors, Fosters and
was, I then looked to the net for the details of assome other big firms told me that if I wanted stuff,
many as I could. There were hundreds!to visit their online shop. Skinflints!) It would be
If I had had to send letters to ask, the postageridiculous to assume that every single one would
alone would have cost me in excess of £100oblige, but I estimate at least 65-75% of all I
easily, so I opted for the cheaper and easier way.contacted, sent me something or offered to if I sent
Email. So I figured, it wouldn't cost a penny to emaila SAE. That is why, the amount of places you must
them as opposed to sending loads of letters throughcontact is as many as you can find. This may take a
the royal mail, but I then realised, I would have tofew days to contact the most companies (It took
write hundreds of emails instead! Time consuming orme 3-4 days to canvas 300+) but this way will
what?ensure that you will receive plenty of stuff. I can
No, not at all, here's how I did it.assure you, this does work 100%, follow my method
I wrote a catch all message on notepad basicallyand you will not fail.
saying that I had a new home bar, and that I wouldTHINGS TO BEAR IN MIND
like to ask if they could send me anything that wouldMany breweries and companies now will not give
make it more pub like. I never personalised thesome items away (Such as pump clips) this is
message to target any one type of manufacturer, orbecause of greedy collectors in the past, taking
company, just kept it nice and generic. Any how,advantage of blogs like mine, but instead of keeping
here's my original message, Although, you could usethe stuff, they sold on the things they got for
the same one that I did, try and be a bit original andinflated prices to other collectors. After catching on
create your own, you don't know how many othersto this, the companies stopped giving stuff like that
before you may have used mine (Not to mention,away and many now sell pump clips instead. If you
me!) so create your own as if its been used a lot, itare attempting this blog, make sure that you don't
will definitely ruin your chances of getting anything.get greedy and try to get more than you really
Hi there, I'd just like to make an enquiry, I amneed, if too many people get greedy then they
currently making a home bar in my house and areprobably will not give stuff out anymore, and we
trying to find some drinks advertising posters/beerdon't want that. Also make sure from your emails,
mats/advertising to add to it just to make it feel likeyou don't sound like a professional collector, or even
a real pub (Its only little though!) I was wondering if Iworse, a private dealer. If they suspect this, then
could request some such advertising from you aboutyou will be refused. Always remember too that
your products, or anything else you could spare tomanners cost nothing. Always be polite in your
help me make my home pub dream come true! Idealings, as many of the companies keep your details
know it is a bit cheeky asking, but hopefully youon their mailing lists and sometimes send parcels of
could help me fulfill my dream! If it possible, mynew promotional items when a new one is released
details are: (Your details go here) Thanks, all the best,or new drink is launched. Please bear in mind that
(Your name here)patience is a virtue, and it may take a long time for
This is what I used for 95% of all the email enquiriessome to get back to you, some you may think have
I made to the 300+ places I enquired to, sometimesignored your message and will not be sending a thing,
changing the text slightly to personalise it to theonly to discover two months later a parcel at your
particular place. I advise you, if you are going to usedoor from said company. Do not feel the need to
this method to blog, make sure that you save thesend repeated mailings to blag further. Once is plenty,
original text in a simple notepad type program in aif they say no, go to the next. So, there you go, a
place you can find it, so you can copy and paste thetotally tried and tested method to getting free
text to the body of your email. Of course you willBrewriana goodies, try it for your self and see for
have to type the subject line each time you sendyourself, and remember, mines a pint!
one, mine usually said "An enquiry?" (How else do