| There is no doubt that this world has come up with | | | | American Beer |
| some pretty nasty beer. I have tasted quite a few | | | | Now this particular beer was also banking on the |
| myself. Now, I know that everyone's taste buds are | | | | patriotism of Americans. So, we all went to the store |
| a little different and that some nasty beer to | | | | and bought some. Those of us who had heard of it |
| someone might be someone else's favorite. But, I | | | | did anyway. After spitting out what could only be |
| think I have chosen the world's absolute five worst | | | | described as the taste of sand and donkey urine, I |
| beers that just might be undisputable. | | | | decided that it wasn't really fit for consumption and I |
| First of all, I would just like to say that I hope you | | | | gave it to my friends. |
| don't think of me as unpatriotic. I didn't choose the | | | | Red, White and Blue Beer |
| names of these beers. And they do seem to have | | | | I was feeling particularly patriotic in my early years |
| an American theme running through them. | | | | when I first had a swig of Red, White and Blue Beer. |
| Billy Beer | | | | Back then, I could take just about anything. A fever |
| In no particular order at all except what first popped | | | | wouldn't stop me and neither would a stomach virus, |
| into my head, I choose Billy Beer as one of the | | | | muscle spasms or even malaria. I just didn't think I |
| worst beers anyone has ever produced. It was a | | | | would get them all at once after dusting off a six |
| marketing tactic I'm sure, but former President | | | | pack of the stuff. |
| Jimmy Carter's brother Billy Carter thought he could | | | | Beer Beer |
| bank on his family name and the patriotism of | | | | Yes, this is no lie. I have actually drank from a white |
| Americans. I guess all Billy got was a line in history | | | | can with a black beer label on it. The first time I saw |
| that says he brewed some beer and the world did | | | | one was when I was in the Marine Corps and |
| not like it. | | | | thought it was a joke. I still think it's a joke. Whoever |
| Harley Davidson Beer | | | | brews Beer beer needs to look for a new line of |
| I hate to have to include this brand. Harley Davidson | | | | employment. |
| is about as American as it gets. I was actually betting | | | | I know we've all had bad experiences with beer. But, |
| on it the day I popped one open and took a swig. | | | | I have to say that mine were life altering. They have |
| But, they should have left the beer brewing industry | | | | funneled me to the name brands and they have |
| alone. While many of dusty Harley Davidson beer | | | | seriously kept me at times from trying anything new. |
| cans adorn the shelves of beer enthusiasts who love | | | | I had to get over the phobias before I could even |
| memorabilia, few dare drink the stuff. | | | | look at another beer again. |
